Were you worried now that Meghan Markle and Prince Harry’s royal tour is over there might be a pop-culture hole in your life? Or perhaps the stress of the upcoming midterms is weighing you down? Don’t worry, because Bravo is here to save the day with a glorious new trailer for the upcoming seventh season of Vanderpump Rules.
It’s truly got everything you could ever want from the reality series: a look inside Brittany and Jax’s engagement, the opening of Tom Tom, screaming fights that include acrylic nail pointing, tears, and copious amounts of alcohol. The core S.U.R. gang is all back, including Jax, Britt, Sandoval, Ariana, Schwartz, Katie, Kristen, Stassi, Lala, James, and their boss/surrogate mother Lisa Vanderpump. And it looks like we’ll be seeing more of James’ girlfriend Raquel and Stassi’s new man, who Bravo describes as “eccentric” in a press release accompanying the trailer. I cannot wait to find out what that means. But given that he utters the quote, “It’s like you dick-punched my heart!” in the clip below, I think he’ll fit in just fine.
Take a look, below:
I am being 100% honest and transparent when I say that Pump Rules is, to me, the very best drama on television. The meltdowns are always epic, and that clip of Kristen falling over a table will become a GIF that I use endlessly. Even better than the fall? Lala’s response, “That’s SO trashy.”
But the season promises some serious stuff, too. Per Bravo’s press release, Katie “takes a stand for the women of SUR and delivers an ultimatum to Lisa that sends reverberations throughout the entire restaurant.” Meanwhile, Lala will be dealing with the sudden death of her father, and James seems to have one of his crying fits that is almost certainly due to him getting fired from his DJ gig at S.U.R…again. As for Scheana, her “obsession” with the restaurant’s newest employee gets the gossip mill going that she hasn’t changed at all when it comes to relationships. In other news, Ariana and Tom are battling—oh, and we might be getting a villainous Kristen back when she drops an “explosive rumor about James” that will affect the entire group.
Bring. It. On. The new season starts on December 3 at 9 PM ET. Until then, we’ll be watching the preview above on a loop.