In news literally no one saw coming, John Mayer is reportedly harboring a little crush for Kourtney Kardashian.
The report comes from Us Weekly, which claims Mayer was seen chatting with Kardashian at GQ‘s Men of the Year party on Thursday, December 6. “[He] seemed very into her,” an eyewitness tells Us Weekly. Mayer reportedly even told Kardashian that running into her was “sweet serendipity” and they should “meet up again soon.” (Catch Mayer’s new single “Sweet Serendipity” in early 2019, inspired form this event. Just kidding.)
So many thoughts are running through my mind. Is Mayer a fan of Keeping Up With the Kardashians? Does he know about the time Kourtney laughed at Kim for crying on vacation? Or when she told Kim that “people were dying” after she lost her diamond earrings in the ocean? Surely he knows about “Nancy,” right?
Unfortunately, though, this crush might be one-sided. A source tells Us Weekly that Mayer isn’t Kardashian’s “type at all.” So, it looks like you won’t have to prepare yourself for this out-of-the-box pairing. (Which is a bit of a relief, TBH. 2018 has been the year for shocking new celebrity couples. Please see: Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas, Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson, and Channing Tatum and Jessie J.)
If John and Kourtney aren’t dating, maybe this clears up room in his schedule for him to help Kim with her music career. Remember her song “Jam?” And the accompanying music video? John is the only person qualified to help her come up with a sequel to that masterpiece. The Billboard charts are waiting, you two.